Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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