why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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