Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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