Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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