He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I came so hard my ears popped.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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