I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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