how can u be prego again
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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