How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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