Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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