I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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