So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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