Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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