I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My feet surprised me
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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