believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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