let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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