How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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