I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I am one with the molecules
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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