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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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