I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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