You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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