Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I wear drunk well.
I'm both gender and math confused
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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