I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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