READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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