Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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