we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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