I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Is it penis luge time yet?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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