so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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