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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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(206): View more from Washington

Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(812): View more from Indiana

When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?

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(805): View more from California

It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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(207): View more from Maine

at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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(815): View more from Illinois

My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.

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(850): View more from Florida

If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.

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