two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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