It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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