she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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