i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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