just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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