i think i have herpe
just one?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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