It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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