is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
one might say we're banned from that church
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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