Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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