bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Help. Why am I so naked?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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