i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
