Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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