Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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