Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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