so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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