In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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