I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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