physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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