the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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