Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I cut my penus on the lid.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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