My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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