Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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