What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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